Your new best friend just arrived in a 9oz amber vessel with a black lid. This hand-poured soy candle burns for 40+ hours of pure, unapologetic comfort—no toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just the good stuff.
Infused with Coping Mechanisms & Shared Delusion (because sometimes humor is the best medicine), it features a lead and zinc-free cotton wick and premium fragrance oils that smell incredible from first light to last flicker. Made from 100% organic soy wax grown right here in the USA, it's guilt-free glow you can actually feel good about.
Dimensions: 2.75" diameter × 3.5" tall with lid. Natural wax, zero dyes. Because we actually give a damn about what you're burning in your space.
