My Dog & I Talk Shit About You — A Candle for the Brutally Honest
Infused with Couch Snuggles & Profile Stalking
Let's be real: you and your pup have opinions. Strong ones. This 9oz amber vessel with a black lid holds 40+ hours of pure, unapologetic glow—because loyalty deserves a scent that matches its attitude.
Hand-poured in the USA with 100% organic soy wax, all-cotton wicks (lead and zinc-free), and premium fragrance oils. No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates—just a clean burn that smells incredible from first light to last flicker.
Natural wax color. Renewable sources. Guilt-free vibes.
Dimensions: 2.75" diameter × 3.5" height with lid | 9.125" circumference
Because you and your dog deserve better than the fake stuff.
