Corpse Crunchies: Chicken Feet

These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. You give them to your pet. They eat the feet. The end. What’s in the bag: A bunch of chicken feet (about 10-12). Complete with cartilage, bone, skin, tendons, and claws. Who's it for: Dogs. Maybe cats. Definitely not vegans. Why it matters: They apparently have collagen, glucosamine, and chondroitin (whatever those are). Use it when: You need your dog to stop barking. You want to gross out your friends. Someone asks if your pet is plant-based and you need to respond violently.