{"product_id":"my-dog-i-talk-shit-about-you-9oz-funny-candle-malicious-women-co","title":"My Dog \u0026 I Talk Shit About You | 9oz Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy Dog \u0026amp; I Talk Shit About You — A Candle for the Brutally Honest\n\nInfused with Couch Snuggles \u0026amp; Profile Stalking\n\nLet's be real: you and your pup have opinions. Strong ones. This 9oz amber vessel with a black lid holds 40+ hours of pure, unapologetic glow—because loyalty deserves a scent that matches its attitude.\n\nHand-poured in the USA with 100% organic soy wax, all-cotton wicks (lead and zinc-free), and premium fragrance oils. No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates—just a clean burn that smells incredible from first light to last flicker.\n\nNatural wax color. Renewable sources. Guilt-free vibes.\n\nDimensions: 2.75\" diameter × 3.5\" height with lid | 9.125\" circumference\n\nBecause you and your dog deserve better than the fake stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Malicious Women Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"Rebel Rose","offer_id":48887674470644,"sku":"KIT-CAN-177-SSS","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/9100\/1844\/files\/153d990338abca7af015ccd682e244b463eafa90b6018c48ceb84b89c0a2a1ab.png?v=1784570747","url":"https:\/\/puppycommunity.shop\/products\/my-dog-i-talk-shit-about-you-9oz-funny-candle-malicious-women-co","provider":"Puppy Community Pet Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}