{"product_id":"crazy-cat-lady-9oz-funny-candle-malicious-women-co","title":"Crazy Cat Lady | 9oz Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eCrazy Cat Lady Infused With: Midnight Zoomies, Cuddle Bribes \u0026amp; Zero Human Interaction\n\nVessel Color: Amber\nLid Color: Black\nWax Color: Natural (No Dyes)\nWick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)\nWax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA\nSize: 2.75\" (W or Diameter) x 3.5\" (H with lid), 9.125\" (Circumference)\nBurn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours\nHand Poured in the USA\n\nFor the feline-obsessed and proud of it. This 9oz candle captures the chaotic energy of cat life—those 3 AM zoomies, the strategic head bumps for treats, and the blissful silence when your kitty finally ignores you. Wrapped in an amber vessel with a sleek black lid, it's as stylish as your cat's attitude.\n\nCrafted with zero nonsense: 100% organic soy wax, all-cotton wicks (no lead, no zinc), and premium fragrance oils that actually smell amazing. No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates—just a clean, guilt-free burn that lasts 40+ hours. Hand-poured in the USA because we believe in doing things right.\n\nLight it up and let your inner crazy cat lady shine.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Malicious Women Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"Exotic Hemp","offer_id":48887677354228,"sku":"KIT-CAN-139-APF","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/9100\/1844\/files\/f2980ccf2ab539bd6b1391defd461bc5d474c7c0780c78220f0ad30cac522352.png?v=1784570768","url":"https:\/\/puppycommunity.shop\/products\/crazy-cat-lady-9oz-funny-candle-malicious-women-co","provider":"Puppy Community Pet Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}